The Following post is a FILTHY Conspiraloon LIE

I am Antiloon

I am Anon

I am right and you are wrong

I am the Earth to your Loon

I hope you spin off someday soon

I cannot ignore you for one day

In orbit it seems we must remain

For I need you to be me

Without this symbiosis

Life, existence, could not be

Why upon me must your light be shone?

Why must you have this draw for me?

What would I do if you were gone?

Who would pull my tides so strong?

Seemingly I must with you disagree

The sole reason for my being

And yet I hate you Loon

Why must you never desist?

I stand, scream, and shake my fist!

I need you, Loon, is the truth you see

And yet I don't think you need me

I love you Loon, but secretly

The Antiloon™ Blog is born

Antiloon™ Coincidence Theorist Characteristics:

Ignorance, obtuseness, inability to understand connections, frequent use of certain stock phrases, inability to understand that proven conspiracies discredit Occam's razor, denial, inability to tell that wing politics is a sham, establishment support, leaping to obfuscations, eschewing previous known conspiracies as evidence and contorting things into being cruel accidents of fate - in short, it's always a coincidence.

Conspiracies ? Not here.

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"The Loon is the Anti - more often than you'd think!"